Smut-Tea

$ 10.00

Love a bit of flush in your cheek and warmth in your belly? Looking for the perfect cuppa to pair with your fave fanfic or current romance read? This indecent infusion is for you, boasting a rich purple hue with a seductive sparkle. Slippery elm and marshmallow root bring a soothingly seductive throat-coat function and the irresistible aroma of cardamom and rose will have you feeling some kind of way. We created this carnal concoction in collaboration with our dear friend, The Lady Dame.

Lady Dame is a theatrical technician, Twitch and TTRPG content creator. She can usually be found streaming bedtime stories and chill indie video games, and once a month running a TTRPG one-shot to raise money for different charities. Most importantly, she hosts Smutty Saturdays, a weekly show where she is joined by folks around the internet to read smut of varying (mostly cursed) quality.
If any of those things sound like a good time (and oh yes, they are), give her a follow on Twitter and Twitch!

Ingredients: White tea, ginger, lemon peel, goji berry, marshmallow root, blue butterfly peaflower, cardamom, rose, slippery elm bark, gold lustre dust*

Steep at 180° F for 3-5 min

*Gold lustre dust contains: mica-based pearlescent pigments, corn starch, titanium dioxide (color), yellow 5, yellow 6, blue 1, red 40, sugar, dextrose, silicon dioxide

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